the 2012 Hong Kong CE election fiasco update

2012/02/25 Labels: , ,



As the two major contesters - namely Henry Tang "the Pig" and CY Leung "the Wolf" - entered the semi-final for the HK CE election, only one conclusion can be reached - either way Hong Kong is fucked.

Henry and new girlfriend
After proven himself again as a bona fide playboy with an IQ of around 90 who would push his wife off from an running train without hesitation, Henry the Pig had submitted his nomination papers and officially become a candidate for the "electron" remote-controlled by Beijing.   With around 300 nominations mainly from the major developers, prominent tycoons, and the local elites who represent the small circle's interests of the establishment, as if it is not already obvious enough as to who will be actually calling the shots when he was to be elected.



Tang wife's admission of self fault for picking a lame husband
The funny thing is the whole thing turned out to be totally off Beijing's original script when even the most seasoned experts inside Zhongnanhai underestimated Tang's incompetence and recklessness.    With this kind of popularity, one normally cannot even hope to get a head prefect job in a kindergarden election; but Tang's decision to rush to the election office to file the papers one day after the scandal pretty much kidnapped all the bloodsucking tycoons to leave them no choice but to support him till the end of time - which a) makes the tycoons look like a punch of assholes (which they are) and b) shows the world he is not as gullible as what the media had suggested.  


On the other hand we have Leung the Wolf, who received 292 nominations - a considerable number given what his campaign is generally regarded as a "sideshow" from Beijing to project an image of a competitive election.    After a few good days when the Pig found himself in deep mud last week, Leung's fortunes cut short when his own dirt was uncovered by the government - which is supposedly neutral but actually is anything but - about the apparently conflict of interest case where he failed to declare that his company was associated with a participant in a competition for concepts for the West Kowloon reclamation project.   What's juicy about this is his utter lack of integrity and self-restrain.    Take a look:



His declaration "I am not a director or major shareholder of any company" speaks of itself.   This man can saying anything and tell any lies just to get what he wants, including making false statements in legally binding documents.    Now it is clear that in the selection process Leung voted overwhelmingly for the company tied to him.


Another man in deep shit this week is Donald Tsang, who could face impeachment proceedings if he fails to give a full account of favours he's received from tycoons which included his trips on private jets and yachts, as well as the "gift from the developer" concerning a retirement penthouse which boasts of a dozen rooms and multiple toilets according to leaked floor plans.

No wonder why the WSJ had a story with the title "Hong Kong Was Better Under the British."    You don't say.





Bonus track:   Love email letters exchange between Tang and his new found girlfriend.



(Henry to ‘Baby’) 18-01-2010 18 4:16pm
I know things are happening very fast.? I gazed at the sofa in my office the very first moment I walked in this morning, and I stare at it every moment I have.

It was a magical moment, slow, tender, yet full of excitement that tingled my every senses.?It was a moment of love expressed in full sensation, both physically and mentally, that bonded our hearts together.

It was fate that brought us together, and I will make every effort to make it our destiny to stay together.

I love you baby…..

(‘Baby’ to Henry) 19-1-2010 11:33am
My love,

This is going to be a long journey for us …and there will be lots of obstacles ahead.... We have to be strong to get through this together…. I truly hope that we can resolve all the difficulties with the least casualties..

I will make our every moment together joyous with no regrets…Until u find “your way” in 2012…

Looking forward to our next gathering makes me happy :-)      

Your baby..

(Henry to ‘Baby’) 19-1-2010
Re: Love

My baby,
I love you deeply and I want to overcome all the obstacles that lay ahead of us.? Its not going to be easy, as you are all aware of the challenges, but I will make every effort to resolve them together with you.? I want to tell you that having made love with you last week strengthened my love for you, and made me more determined to make this work.?

I understand that not everything is under my control in my unique circumstances.? But I will share my thinking with you…….I want to walk this path together with you……

Love forever,


Dirty Henry

2012/02/16 Labels:



Remember just a few days ago when Henry Tang proclaimed "a man should have shoulders" who takes responsibilities for his own actions?    So what happened to his shoulders this evening when he apparently blamed all these to his poor wife, as if he has never made a single important decision on his own in his entire life as a carefree rich kid born with a silver spoon in his mouth?
This is just beyond me when a man of this remarkably low level of intelligence and integrity is likely to become the next chief executive - a man who had achieved next to nothing in his entire tenure as a key government official, who found himself in one scandal after another, and now who stands behind a woman when facing incoming missiles.  What a fucking loser.
Sure poor Henry was caught again this time for not even being a remotely competent liar, when his illegally constructed underground compound came to light by the media this week.   When given a chance to come clean last October when the media inquired if such a structure existed, Tang denied it outright.   The basement, however, turns out to be about 2400 square meters - the size of a fucking tennis count which can withstand nuclear attacks.  
Yesterday he still put up a straight face saying it was all really a big misunderstanding, and had no intention to hide anything.    Tonight tears in the couple's eyes begging for forgiveness.   Maybe he thinks he can get away with it this time as if the rest of HKers are as retarded as he is.   I would say he may well just be able to survive this and win the election anyway - as we all know the general public in HK is irrelevant when it comes to picking the next CE.

mainland woman at border

2012/02/09 Labels:


Another out-of-control mainland woman captured on screen.   This one was trying to cross the border to HK using the e-channel but failed.   Instead of getting back to the manual customs clearance line, like what she was supposed to do, her automatic reflex by default inside her little brain triggered the non-stop screaming in Putonghua.
The on-duty customs officer at one point stated that she was already in HK territory and demanded her to speak Cantonese, the local language.    This obviously enraged the mainlander even further and questioned if the officer were Chinese.    The officer instead replied saying he is from HK.   The piss-off woman then exclaimed "what's so great about HK?" 
Of course HK is nothing great so maybe she should stay away from the here and find somewhere else to treat her mental problems.  As for the officer, I think what he was showing as something known as good sense and guts - all the characteristics not preferable within the HK government.    It's time he may want to update his resume.

mainland vehicles direct passage to HK

2012/02/05 Labels: ,



Some brain-for-shit HK government officials came up with a brilliant idea to allow a limited amount of the mainland drivers to be able to drive directly to Hong Kong for visits.   The HK Chief Eunuch Secretary Stephen Lam announced, without any public consultation, that the first stage of this policy will be carried out in March 2012, when most of the gullible HKers still don't know what hits them.    
Seriously, are these top HK officials and legislators (who just shamelessly demanded their salaries be adjusted from HK $70k to $140k a month) out of their fucking minds?   Have they seen the way the mainland drivers drive in China?   After all these shit going on in HK recently including the whole "anti-locusts" sentiments and the mainland pregnant women issues, do they realize this is reaching the boiling point and the HK locals can take it no more?
And how the HK laws be applied to these mainland drivers?   If they are speeding, are you going to track them down in some village in Henan province?    What if they kill somebody on the road?   Have they ever thought of the likely situation of a lot more pregnant women using this as a mean to come across the border to give births?   What when some hotshot mainlander parks his Bentley which blocks the entire Canton road and proclaims the party secretary of the Shandong province is his father when asked by the police his licence?    
Remember just a few months ago when the government demanded for the higher first vehicles registration tax rate so they can control the pollution from too many cars on the road?   So why the fuck now when all the sudden the government just turns around and tells everyone more cars are welcomed to HK?    Also have these assholes living in government mansions ever came down to the earth and experienced the traffic in HK?   When more cars are from China can you imagine how it is like for say, the cross harbour tunnel?   I mean Jesus just how dumb fuck can these people be in the HK government?  Or do they give a shit?
Lets take a look at this footage for a mainland driver in China.   You cannot believe this shit.

Locusts ad goes international

2012/02/01 Labels:



Here comes another escalation of the tensions between the HK locals and the mainlanders after a full page advertisement - depicting a giant locust on the Mount Lion Rock overlooking the IFC - appeared in today's Apple Daily.   
While it is inappropriate to generalize any group of people as "locusts" (if you don't want to be in the same category as this lunatic), what really behind this might have been a series of chain reactions resulted from a swamp of pregnant mainland women taking advantage of the HK healthcare system, nasty public behaviors, the Dolce & Gabbana scandal, the skyrocketed realestate prices, milk powder shortage,  the usage of the simplified characters, and the latest "HK bastards" theory which just added oil to the fire.
The kids from HKGolden.com who raised more than $100,000 HKD actually made this happened.  As it was picked up by some major foreign media, looks like this shit is going international.